A Dallas “multimedia artist” named Paul Slocum spent three years of his life paying actors from Craigslist to reenact a 10-second scene from “Full House.”One of the most bizarre things I have ever seen….

I now have a overwhelming desire to  clench my fists and and kill the Olson twins….Read about it here.

The Blue Grass Lumber Company performing March 25 along Battery Park Avenue in downtown Asheville

Friday, March 28, 7.30 PM, Diana Wortham Theatre, Asheville
Tickets: $35 and $30 (students and seniors) www.dwtheatre.com or 828-257-4530

Robert Bly is returning to Asheville by popular demand! Come enjoy a heartfelt and lively evening of Love Poetry from around the world (including poems by Rumi and Hafez) with award-winning poet, gifted translator, and celebrated storyteller Robert Bly. He will be accompanied by the lyrical music of Asheville’s own Free Planet Radio. This world-fusion group features Grammy award-winning bassist Eliot Wadopian, percussionist River Guerguerian, and multi-instrumentalist Chris Rosser.

Ya’ll know I love some Robert Bly (http://katbox.freakinuniverse.com/2008/01/29/i-love-this-poem/ ). And some Rumi.  So hook me up with tickets already. Amen.

Watch this movie. Watch the whole thing by clicking here. If you just want to get creeped totally out, skip to 1:15.00…

Federal Reserve Uber Alles!
(Thanks, Jello - still voting for you in November)

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president…

Carter Power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school!

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can’t happen here
Big Bro’ on white horse is near
The hippies won’t come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It’s the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
For your clothes here’s a pretty flower.

DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent’s egg’s already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown

Replace Brown with Bush, or Clinton, or Obama.

Fun days ahead, freaks. Fun days indeed…

Leprechaun Sighting….

We’re thinking ’bout you and praying for you. Get better soon…

Love, the Freaks

A history of warfare, from WWII to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict.